Waterfall 2006

If you still believe a waterfall-based process is the right way to develop software projects, come to the Waterfall 2006 conference. The below are some my favourite talk topics:
  • ‘Pair Managing: Two Managers per Programmer’
  • ‘Project Bureaucracy: How to Generate Millions of Jobs without Gaining any Productivity’
  • ‘Pragmatic Project Chores: How to Do Everything Manually, Over and Over Again ‘
  • ‘Very Large Projects: How to Go So Slow No One Knows You’ll Never Deliver’
  • ‘An additional benefit of monolithic development is the opportunity to serve on projects that NEVER finish. As Payson points out in his talk, if you never finish anything, you cannot fail.’
  • ‘Refuctoring’